Saturday, September 24, 2011

The Zombification of Miller


John Ramsey Miller

I’ve been reading a lot of Zombie books lately, and I'm not truly remorseful. A guilty pleasure. There are so many, and so many authors writing in that horror sub-genre write great books indeed. Damn it, people just like Zombie hoards. It seems to me that before NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, Zombies were unfortunate people brought back to life by a Voodooie priest to become a slave of some sort. Usually there was a secretish herby drug involved that accomplished this and (supposedly) there have been actual cases of Caribbean-based people who were once dead, and had no memory of their prior existence. Whatever. But the point is (as far as I know) they didn’t spend their time above ground, looking to eat flesh and brains until John Carpenter’s low-budget Chittlin’ yard party outside the old farmhouse near Pittsburgh.

James Scott Bell’s Zombie lawyer, Mallory, breaks the mold, and it’s an hilarious book. A Vampire’s trial held at night is a hoot I know he thought his book through, and made his zombie more realistic than most authors writing about Zombies. But his book is comedy and not horror so much.

Each Zombie book, like the Vampire ones, is different but shares certain similarities. There are lots and lots, but I’ll list a few.

1) Some sort of virus (celestial based or scientific experiment gone bad) gives the dead their locomotion fuel

2) The physical sharing Zombie Juice, or the airborne Zumbo-dust that covers the world, makes you become one upon dying

3) Being Zombified cuts IQ toward single digits. They can move around mostly in a shuffle, but can’t open doors, or use ladders, although steps are not a problem.

In some of these books Zombies learn tricks like opening doors and even setting up ambushes.

4) only opening the skull and scattering brains stops the things. They can see other Zombies get their brains scattered but (in denial like living people) do not think it can happen to them.

5) They do not respect old relationships and will eat their immediate family as soon as they’ll eat a politician

6) They begin to rot out and decay which adversely affects their appearance and gives them an unpleasant odor

7) They can walk if they have retained their legs, or crawl if legless, but wheelchairs are too complex to operate. If immobile, a zombie head can lie waiting like a rock until an ankle or a finger finds its way into its mouth.

8) All they think about is eating flesh and or brains

9) They have a keen sense of smell, see and hear well above the average living human

10) They often repeat old habits like going home to eat their friends and family, or go to the mall

10) They tend to gang up

11) The children zombies are usually faster moving than the adults

12) They coexist peacefully until preying

So this got me to thinking about how much disbelief I should suspend. I was asking a Chiropractor the other day how if tissue and muscle was rotting normally, how long could a Zombie walk around before critical disconnection and failure of the ability to locomote. If they can “live” just fine for years without eating, why do they go to so much trouble trying to eat something they can’t digest or pass? He said, “None of it is possible.” He wasn’t willing to theorize. I can believe all of it in a well-written story, but I do have questions galore that I often wonder how the writer can deal with. Bodies decay to bones, which are connected by living tissue and not even a reanimated brain can make tissue regenerate.

I think people are so into Zombie books because it appears society could degenerate and the institutions that keep us safe, break down. When anarchy is the norm, the strong will try to subjugate the weaker members of the non-society. I suppose that is a big factor in the surge of popularity. Plus, I think people just like seeing Zombies get it, more than they do ghouls or politicians.

If you want to read two very good series, try Stephen Knight’s GATHERING DEAD series, or Joseph Talluto’s White Flag of the Dead series.

What's your guilty pleasure in novels?

10 comments:

  1. I am addicted to historical romance novels. I read them at bedtime, when I need to be transported to that other time and place which soothes my mind for sleep. I also like HEAs, i.e. happy ever after endings. For this reason, I won't read a book that leaves me in dread of bad things about to happen or that reminds me of the cruel nature of reality in the daily news. If I want to read this stuff, I'll pick up a newspaper. I'd rather read a book of adventure, romance, and suspense with a touch of humor.

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  2. Thanks for the mention, John. It did seem to me that zombies were pretty much depicted one way, which got me to thinking of doing something different. Plus, in Los Angeles some people seem to think lawyers and zombies are pretty much the same anyway. In any event, it's been fun to invent a sub-genre, the zombie legal thriller.

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  3. I think in order to make Zombies work, you either do it campy & over the top or do it with dark humor with something unique to it, like Jim did. The science should be there too.

    There's a really sweet romance movie with dark humor, called Camille, that I loved & have watched more than once. It stars James Franco. It's hard to explain it, but it's got a zombie concept where Franco's character falls in love with a strange girl who's died without knowing it.

    Jonathan Maberry, NYT bestseller & multiple Bram Stoker award winner is writing zombie books for adults & YA. His YA covers are amazing.

    Fun post, John.

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  4. i got hunkered down..popcorn in hand....to watch Camille also...awaiting greta garbo and robert taylor....and got franco instead. blah, what a downer!!!
    my guilty pleasures are really funny authors, ie lisa lutz. even her bio is a hoo

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  5. I may have to hand in my man-card for saying this, but my guilty pleasure is reading Jane Eyre and Pride and Prejudice. And re-reading them.

    I feel no guilt in reading zombie books, because my friends love them--and write them. Zombies are "the thing" here at college. Everyone has a zombie plan. You're going to be in line for a tasty-zombie-flesh-frenzy if you don't have a zombie plan.

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  6. I have eclectic tastes so two guilty pleasures are reading (and rereading) Georgette Heyer's Regency romances and reading Jim Butcher's wizard detective Dresden books.

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  7. I write military fiction. I usually read military fiction and watch similar movies. But...and I'll only say this if you promise not to tell anyone... My favourite book is Ireland by Frank Delaney a tear jerker about a grandpa & his son, and other similar literary tales of familial love and etc. And I have a weakness for watching Sandra Bullock type chick flicks with my wife even though she makes fun of me if I cry.

    Now if anyone passes that knowledge along, I will deny I ever said it and walk about grunting and talking rugby and bear hunting and publicly farting in your general direction.

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  8. when I read Stephen King's The Stand, I originally thought it would turn into a zombie novel. It could have, but it didn't.

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